talk to me

neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

(via homoish)

taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*orders chocolate milk at the bar*

(via thetanlittleprincess)

(Source: epic-lee, via theamazingpj)

(Source: lolgifs.net, via memewhore)

— (via mysteriouslesbian)

(Source: jessielou24, via typical)


aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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(via ruinedchildhood)

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

(via homoish)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via crystallized-teardrops)

surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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i cant fucking breathe

(via sorry)

(Source: tattooedmafia, via l4dyboner)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via ruinedchildhood)

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

(via thefuuuucomics)

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via hate)

dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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(via isacknewton)

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