leave me alone

zacks13incher:

zackisontumblr:

gnarly:

rumor has it that tumblr user zackisontumblr has a 13 incher :o

leave me and my 13 incher alone!

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

(via homoish)

chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

(Source: oh-good-life, via relahvant)

livelaughhsingg:

2000ish:

The highlight of my teenage years



YES

livelaughhsingg:

2000ish:

The highlight of my teenage years

YES

(Source: tyce, via imnoprincessidontneedsaving)

sarahnitson:

typac:

typac:

ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12

image

image

aren’t you forgetting someone

image

(via onetreejonahhill)

sofapizza:

Prince Edward (1965) - Prince George (2014)

happy birthday to the ground

(Source: royallymonroe, via onetreejonahhill)

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

(Source: mominleggings, via homoish)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via imnoprincessidontneedsaving)

happydoge:

He’s here

happydoge:

He’s here

(Source: queertoddler, via ruinedchildhood)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via stopdrop-n-roll)

startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

(Source: pugsessed, via f-ckingrut)

(Source: biancamtfk18, via f-ckingrut)

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

(via f-ckingrut)

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

(via c-trl)

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
"how"
fuck u

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

(Source: dimensao7, via homoish)

Anonymous said: I love you.

whooooo arrreeee yooouuuu

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